eleanorcaldit:

tommyhilfiger: What are you looking forward to most this holiday season? ✨

robotsandfrippary:

Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink.  Your kid cuts their own hair.  Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog.  Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them.  That’s kids will be kids.

Your child calls other children homophobic, racist, or misogynistic slurs.  Your child steals or tells other children that they’re not allowed to play in certain areas.  Your kid punches their crush when that child doesn’t reciprocate their feelings.  That is NOT “kids will be kids” and you as the parent or teacher need to put a stop to it. 

hypernovadust:

Redneck with a heart of gold.

fallontonight:

David Spade overheard an unconventional pick-up artist in Portland recently…

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